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Revered and praised by Communists for his mediocre book about Guerrilla Warfare and his failures at actually leading anything; we bring you... The ultimate Douchebag Communist, celebrated through capitalism!

"Che was like the little engine that couldn't, he just sucked" -Fidel Castro

"I love celebrating communist revolutionaries by wearing shirts with their icons on them made in third world slave labor factories, it's how they would have wanted it!" -American Hipster, Dew Schnozzle

"Che was pretty awesome... what did he do? I don't have any idea, all my buddies say he was awesome, why would I even research something like that?" -Ben Atool, Minimum Wage Rights Activist

"I love the sticker, but I'm kind of scared someone who was alive back then will see his face and try to rear end me." -Javier Alejandro, Paraguay

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